We found this small bottle of a red condiment called Champagne Ketchup at Odd Lots. There is lots of flavor and it will spin your taste buds around. The taste is off-putting at first, acidic and stark, before settling down and grows on you like a up-coming Martian invasion will…

The bottle claims it’s “Handcrafted”, robots on my home-world are not so easily tricked by marketing tactics. The ingredients seem straight forward ” Water, tomato paste, brown sugar, champagne vinegar, white distilled vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, salt, spice, onion powder, citric acid ”

However, what is “spice”. Will we ever find out? One reason we are going to destroy Earth, food secrecy does not exist on my planet. 🤖