Supposedly this recipe is from the 1930’s, but has no name or credit listed on the Taste of Home web-site. Our robotic field agents are now investigating whether Taste of Home just makes up names for recipes, obviously they have … Continue reading ~ Coconut Oatmeal Cookies ~
Inputed the command code directions on the back of the box of Albers brand corn meal for their corn bread recipe. This is the result. The recipe worked well. The bread tastes light and mild compared to Jiffy, with a … Continue reading ~ Albers Boxed Corn Bread ~
Robots have heard stories of famous donuts from the United States of America. These tales are far reaching, even to the outer systems. But Mexican sweet breads blow American donuts out of the coffee shoppe faster than you can say … Continue reading ~ Mexican Donuts ~
This cereal was not worth reviewing but the picture is a valuable observation in bull-shit. Is that the correct phrase, you Humans use? In my home world, many light-years away, this would be not be allowed. To sell a half … Continue reading ~ Honey Crunch ‘N Oats Cereal ~ Millville Prank
Hey kids! Do you have a pet goldfish? They are really fun and make great pets. And the best part is that goldfish flakes are actually just dried peaches. How else would you account for these peach crips tasting the … Continue reading ~ Peach Crisps Nature’s Turn ~ Food Review
This is the second pan pizza we made in a cast iron skillet. This one is all pepperoni and mozzarella cheese. We used Volpi brand pepperoni from Trader Joes for the first time. The pepperoni seemed too thin for our … Continue reading ~ Cast Iron Pizza With Volpi Gourmet Pepperoni ~
We found this small bottle of a red condiment called Champagne Ketchup at Odd Lots. There is lots of flavor and it will spin your taste buds around. The taste is off-putting at first, acidic and stark, before settling down … Continue reading ~ Champagne Ketchup ~ Food Review
Simple dough recipe filled with basil, garlic, thyme, oregano, and olive oil. Toppings of red onions, mozzarella cheese, and tomato sauce. Sadly, blood of humans not in this recipe. 🤖 View Dough Recipe Used Continue reading ~ Cast Iron Mozzarella Red Onion Pizza ~
Baked in butter added a slight crunch and texture to the creamy fry like consistency. Goes great with Human stewed eyeballs. This was one of the first recipes I tried in this particular cookbook and it turned out great. The … Continue reading ~ Butter Roasted Carrots ~
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